Goodnight, Demon Slayer by Voltaire
There's a monster that lives 'neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud it's a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board
There's a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I've checked there 15 times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night
Tell the monster that lives 'neath your bed
To go somewhere else instead
Or you'll kick him in the head
Tell the creature that lurks behind the door
If he knows what's good he won't come here no more
Cause you'll kick in his butt at the count of four
Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer goodnight
Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad
And you're sure you'd be the worst he's ever had
If he eats you, don't you fret, just cut him open with an axe
Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad
Tell the harpies that land on your bed post
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